A certain lovely lady from over the road was chucking out an electric clothes iron, she said that it still worked but the flex-cable was broken, so I said to her, "Give it here and I'll put a new flex on it."
She told me to bin it because she had bought a new iron.
Yesterday, I put a new flex on it and it works, so today, I'm going to do something I've never done before, I'm going to iron all my shirts and underwear.
Perhaps the lovely lady from across the road will now stop saying that I look like a 'raggamuffin' in my unironed shirts.
She told me to bin it because she had bought a new iron.
Yesterday, I put a new flex on it and it works, so today, I'm going to do something I've never done before, I'm going to iron all my shirts and underwear.
Perhaps the lovely lady from across the road will now stop saying that I look like a 'raggamuffin' in my unironed shirts.

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