We had a tiny lost dog with no collar show up on our porch. It was so small that it would not have made a good meal for the coyotes that wander through here. It took me a couple of hours walking around in heat the before I found someone who recognized it and knew who it belonged to.
The poor thing very cooperative and friendly. It was also hot and very mangy. I felt very sorry for it. All the animal shelters were closed today and so I had little choice but to "own" the problem. Our local county animal control is very quick to put lost dogs down and our two bichons were going berserk with having it in our garage which was way too hot anyway.
The teenage girl who answered the door thanked me, but I could see that there was no point in discussing the matter any further given that she was well behind on the "responsibility learning curve."
Overall, I give my neighbors an average score of a D+. There are a few really good ones, but the weighted average is rather sad.