What are your favorite quotes?

[Don M.]

My all time favorite....."You Can't Fix Stupid".....Ron White.

 

[Sassycakes]

I don't know if these are considered quotes but my friend sent me this today and I enjoyed it.

Charlie Chaplin lived 88 years
He left us 4 statements:
(1) Nothing is forever in this world, not even our problems.
(2) I love walking in the rain because no one can see my tears.
(3) The most lost day in life is the day we don't laugh.
(4) Six best doctors in the world...:
1. The sun
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self-respect
6. Friends
Stick to them at all stages of your life and enjoy a healthy life...
If you see the moon, you will see the beauty of God...
If you see the sun, you will see the power of God...
If you see a mirror, you will see God's best creation. So believe it.
We are all tourists, God is our travel agent who has already identified our routes, bookings and destinations... trust him and enjoy life.
Life is just a journey! Therefore, live today!
Tomorrow may not be.

 

[Gardenlover]

"The beginning of our happiness lies in the understanding that life without wonder is not worth living."
Abraham Joshua Heschel

 

[Chris P Bacon]

 

[Alligatorob]

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

H. L. Mencken

and

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

 

[Manatee]

"A destitute snake hasn't got a pit to hiss in.

 

[rgp]

By the time a man is old enough to realize that perhaps his father was right ....... he has a son that thinks he's wrong.

 

[Pepper]

"Workers of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your chains"
--Karl Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
--Groucho Marx

 

[Rah-Rah]

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.” – 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[oslooskar]

"A government that fears an armed citizenry is a government that need be feared."

Marc F.J. Paulsen

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[SmoothSeas]

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[timoc]

A jealous person speaking out about someone who has made their fortune.

"If he fell down a sh**house, he'd come up gold plated!"

 

[Signe The Survivor]

"Carpe Diem"

 

[jakbird]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.​

Arthur C. Clarke

If you want to see the proof, just watch a TV reporter with a third grade science education trying to explain the difference between science and engineering.

I was often asked how the ICs on a circuit board worked. With a straight face I explained it was due to the "magic smoke" inside. That's why when they burn up in a puff of smoke they don't work anymore....

 

[Gardenlover]

 

[Gardenlover]

I miss Gaer

 

[seadoug]

 

[Medusa]

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I love this one.