WHAT did the Pope just say?

AprilT said:
:rofl: Sorrwy not laughing at believers, just couldn't hold it in, that's some funny smit.
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Now on sale at PetCo Heaven:

Kitty Glitter - when kitty has to go, why not in a rainbow?

St. Peter Safety Gate - keep Rover safely behind those pearly gates

Human I.D. Tags - if your human wanders, these will ensure their quick return

;)
 

Actually, I thought the overriding idea behind acceptance into Heaven is that you accept Jesus as your personal savior.

I'm not sure that animals, no matter how smart they are, could do that ...
 
Only Christians have to accept Jesus. Muslims, Jews, and others don't have to accept Jesus to get to heaven. Dogs don't either. Cats are going to hell anyway.
 

Oh stop with the cat stuff.... They are endearing in their way... One thing for sure.. IF a cat loves you... you've earned it.. I once heard it said.. Dogs love you and accept you no matter what... Cats want to see your resume..
 
rkunsaw said:
Only Christians have to accept Jesus. Muslims, Jews, and others don't have to accept Jesus to get to heaven. Dogs don't either.
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But wouldn't Muslim dogs have to accept Allah? If so, would they have 47 virgin cats to serve them?

Jewish dogs would have it easy - according to the Book of Job (33:23) if someone has even only one merit and 1000 sins, he is rescued from hell. So all Jewish dogs go to Heaven if they've done even one thing right.

Cats are going to hell anyway.
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Oh, that's just wrong.

Funny!

But wrong.
 
Life is a continuum. There is no death!

When your 'time' comes and you pass over all those you love and who have loved you (who have passed over) will be there to greet you, both people and pets. Take comfort in that.

Orthodoxy serves its own purpose. In reality, it's not what religion you do, or do not, follow, it's how you live your life that is the all-important thing.
 
Wow. The highest form of life on this planet is DNA. Dogs,cats humans are just DNA playing the odds for its best survival
 
SifuPhil said:
Now on sale at PetCo Heaven:

Kitty Glitter - when kitty has to go, why not in a rainbow?

St. Peter Safety Gate - keep Rover safely behind those pearly gates

Human I.D. Tags - if your human wanders, these will ensure their quick return

;)
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This works for me, can you smell stuff in heaven? If so, there's a list of things I'd like to request "not" to be able to smell, k:rolleyes:
 
Knightofalbion said:
Life is a continuum. There is no death!

When your 'time' comes and you pass over all those you love and who have loved you (who have passed over) will be there to greet you, both people and pets. Take comfort in that.

Orthodoxy serves its own purpose. In reality, it's not what religion you do, or do not, follow, it's how you live your life that is the all-important thing.
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Well I'm screwed:(
 
Knightofalbion said:
Yes but .... If 'you' plant thistles, don't expect to harvest roses ...

If you want to harvest roses, you must plant roses.

Love and kindness, so simple, ....
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I didn't say I do bad things, and I didn't say I don't do good, I just don't want someone telling me I have to do this or that to earn some sort of reward. I don't do good to get a reward, in fact I expect nothing, if I do good it's because I love doing it, it's fun.
 
The bible says that, I am the door, no one comes to the Father but by me (Jesus Christ). I don't see the word "alone" but maybe I missed it. I also don't know if we are allowed to discuss the bible, I better check.

Sorry QS, I thought that said "can" not "cannot" apologies.
 
nwlady said:
I didn't say I do bad things, and I didn't say I don't do good, I just don't want someone telling me I have to do this or that to earn some sort of reward. I don't do good to get a reward, in fact I expect nothing, if I do good it's because I love doing it, it's fun.
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And nor should you. The important thing is motive, there should be purity of heart.

But Cause and Effect is a central law of the universe - and an entirely self-regulating law - so for everything there is a consequence, for better or worse.
 
Ok, you've convinced me, I went and bought 2 new rosebushes and planted them. Dang, did you know those things have thistles!! I was kinda confused but I did it anyway.
 
If our pets will be in heaven with us, all I can think is that it had better be a very big place with a whole lotta litterboxes and that it's gonna be full of crazy cat ladies.
 
Dog and guy died in a car accident. They were walking up to the dude at the gates, who said "can I help you". Dog says can I keep him?
 

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