What She Said Thread

papa tiger

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She said something about not going into her home office. ... twss ...
I thought about that. ... Twit ...
 

I'll get the hose, water a few plants, it's so dry, then I have to go visit my Friend Shanna. ... twss ...
OK, I will put up the hose and water some more of the plants. ... twit ...
 
Snowball said, "I felt like joining the Cicadas and screaming for 6 weeks this summer." ... twss ...
It was mostly quiet except for the Lawn Mowers. ... twit ... But it was really noisy just 80 miles down the I-State.
 
‘We found some great mushrooms today my Husband.“ Twss
“Mushroom gravy over Pork chops and Mash taters.” TWIA’d ?
 
Yesterday I bought a large Metal Urn and filled it with fake, big, many-colored flowers. twss
The cats will love it. twit
 
Lady walks into a pet store looking for a new pet. After a few minutes of browsing around,
she's not impressed by what she finds. She's about to walk out, until she looks behind the
sales counter and spots the most unusual bird she's ever seen. She asks the salesman what it is.
"Oh, that's a crunch bird!" he says.

"Crunch bird? Never heard of it. What does it do?" she asks. ...twss ...
"Just watch!" he says as he opens the cage. "Crunch bird, chair!"
He points to a wooden chair in the corner of the store. The bird
flies out of the cage and heads straight for it. Within a matter of
seconds, it's reduced to a pile of sawdust.

The woman is impressed and asks for another demonstration.
"Crunch bird, desk!" the salesman says, pointing at a nearby desk.
Once again, the bird aims straight for it and turns it to dust in a
matter of seconds.
"I'll take him!" the woman says.

He tells her it's not for sale, but she begs and tells him money is no object.
Finally put in a corner, he accepts her offer, and she takes the bird home.
Her husband arrives home from work a while later and immediately spots
the cage.
"What the hell kinda bird is that?" he asks.
"It's a crunch bird!" she says. He's not impressed.

"Oh yeah? Crunch bird, my ass!"
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I found a basket to put your dirty clothes in today, its made of steel to hold up to the Corrosions you bring. TWSS
 
If you go west you will be in MO. in about 30 minutes. TWSS
 


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