papa tiger
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She said something about not going into her home office. ... twss ...
I thought about that. ... Twit ...
I thought about that. ... Twit ...
What She Said Thread
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Davey Do
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- Goofy, Illinois
papa tiger
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My husbands retired now, he doesn’t do much now. TWSS
Davey Do
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- Goofy, Illinois
papa tiger
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TWSS
papa tiger
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.......... Well I just thought that!
papa tiger
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..... Thats what my brother just said.
papa tiger
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"I started your Coffee my husband." twss
I stayed up too late last night. twit
I stayed up too late last night. twit
papa tiger
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"I'm closing the door right now and getting dressed." TWSS
"Dang" TWIT
"Dang" TWIT
Paladin1950
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- Mohawk Valley, NY
Brookswood
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“Give me another glass of that plonk and go sleep on the couch. Idiot!”
papa tiger
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It's so hot, it probably feels like hell. ... twss ...
papa tiger
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papa tiger
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I'll get the hose, water a few plants, it's so dry, then I have to go visit my Friend Shanna. ... twss ...
OK, I will put up the hose and water some more of the plants. ... twit ...
OK, I will put up the hose and water some more of the plants. ... twit ...
Paco Dennis
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- Mid-Missouri
Good boy. 
papa tiger
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Snowball said, "I felt like joining the Cicadas and screaming for 6 weeks this summer." ... twss ...
It was mostly quiet except for the Lawn Mowers. ... twit ... But it was really noisy just 80 miles down the I-State.
It was mostly quiet except for the Lawn Mowers. ... twit ... But it was really noisy just 80 miles down the I-State.
papa tiger
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‘We found some great mushrooms today my Husband.“ Twss
“Mushroom gravy over Pork chops and Mash taters.” TWIA’d ?
“Mushroom gravy over Pork chops and Mash taters.” TWIA’d ?
horseless carriage
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papa tiger
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Hands on Face now. twss
Why waste the effort! twit
Why waste the effort! twit
papa tiger
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You need to follow the Vampire Lift technique. twss
papa tiger
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Yesterday I bought a large Metal Urn and filled it with fake, big, many-colored flowers. twss
The cats will love it. twit
The cats will love it. twit
papa tiger
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Lady walks into a pet store looking for a new pet. After a few minutes of browsing around,
she's not impressed by what she finds. She's about to walk out, until she looks behind the
sales counter and spots the most unusual bird she's ever seen. She asks the salesman what it is.
"Oh, that's a crunch bird!" he says.
"Crunch bird? Never heard of it. What does it do?" she asks. ...twss ...
"Just watch!" he says as he opens the cage. "Crunch bird, chair!"
He points to a wooden chair in the corner of the store. The bird
flies out of the cage and heads straight for it. Within a matter of
seconds, it's reduced to a pile of sawdust.
The woman is impressed and asks for another demonstration.
"Crunch bird, desk!" the salesman says, pointing at a nearby desk.
Once again, the bird aims straight for it and turns it to dust in a
matter of seconds.
"I'll take him!" the woman says.
He tells her it's not for sale, but she begs and tells him money is no object.
Finally put in a corner, he accepts her offer, and she takes the bird home.
Her husband arrives home from work a while later and immediately spots
the cage.
"What the hell kinda bird is that?" he asks.
"It's a crunch bird!" she says. He's not impressed.
"Oh yeah? Crunch bird, my ass!"
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she's not impressed by what she finds. She's about to walk out, until she looks behind the
sales counter and spots the most unusual bird she's ever seen. She asks the salesman what it is.
"Oh, that's a crunch bird!" he says.
"Crunch bird? Never heard of it. What does it do?" she asks. ...twss ...
"Just watch!" he says as he opens the cage. "Crunch bird, chair!"
He points to a wooden chair in the corner of the store. The bird
flies out of the cage and heads straight for it. Within a matter of
seconds, it's reduced to a pile of sawdust.
The woman is impressed and asks for another demonstration.
"Crunch bird, desk!" the salesman says, pointing at a nearby desk.
Once again, the bird aims straight for it and turns it to dust in a
matter of seconds.
"I'll take him!" the woman says.
He tells her it's not for sale, but she begs and tells him money is no object.
Finally put in a corner, he accepts her offer, and she takes the bird home.
Her husband arrives home from work a while later and immediately spots
the cage.
"What the hell kinda bird is that?" he asks.
"It's a crunch bird!" she says. He's not impressed.
"Oh yeah? Crunch bird, my ass!"
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papa tiger
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It's going to warm up tomorrow, lets clean the Cats Litter box. ... twss ... ...
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papa tiger
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I found a basket to put your dirty clothes in today, its made of steel to hold up to the Corrosions you bring. TWSS
papa tiger
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If you go west you will be in MO. in about 30 minutes. TWSS