What's the most embarrassed you have ever been?

LMAO! Come the heck on. Who, in his/her right mind, wants to honestly post, on this worldwide platform, the situation that led them to be the most embarrassed they've ever been? Not me, I can tell you. (I know, as soon as I post this, scores of folks will make just such revelations....... or not.)
 
Well-I pinched this question from a site where loads answered.We'll see.
i could mention the swimming trunk elastic failure in a co-ed school swimming lesson.
 

Back in about 73' or 74' myself and two lovely Thai gals were caught skinny dipping in the rooftop pool of the Nana Hotel in Bangkok in the wee hours of the morning.

The Thai hotel security fella kept shouting, "No can do !", "No can do !" so we casually got out of the pool, grabbed our clothes and headed back to the room still nekkid as jaybirds. :D
 
Oh heck, I'll play! :)

In my teens, jumped into the pool from a diving board, swam to the steps and discovered when I was almost all the way out of the water that the force of the jump had caused my bikini top to push up to my neck. There I was, hanging out for all to see!

When I first started ballroom dancing 15 years ago, dancing with my instructor and out of the blue I let go with several noticeable little toots! Too loud to ignore, and I know I flushed scarlet while stammering my apology!

Couple years later, also dancing, I was working on a choreographed routine for a Tango. One of the moves involved me dropping to one knee in front of my instructor. Trying to execute the move for the first time, did a masterful job with all the right flourishes and dramatic styling....and found myself kneeling in front of my instructor with my face pressed directly into his crotch!!!! Oops!
 
Go on then, but don’t tell anybody...a few years ago after an X Ray where I had to drink about 10 gallons of water beforehand, I desperately rushed to the nearest toilet, relief was washing over me when the door opened and in walked an elderly gentleman !

Not only had I failed to lock the door properly, it opened onto a busy corridor and there I sat, knickers at half mast for all the world to see.....
 
A few weeks ago, a friend pointed out that I was wearing two different earrings. That was pretty embarrassing.

But then, it started me thinking: Who says our earrings always have to match? Or our socks, gloves, etc.? It might be more interesting to wear unmatched items. And I predict that some day, that will be the style.
 
Sunny said:
A few weeks ago, a friend pointed out that I was wearing two different earrings. That was pretty embarrassing.

But then, it started me thinking: Who says our earrings always have to match? Or our socks, gloves, etc.? It might be more interesting to wear unmatched items. And I predict that some day, that will be the style.
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I actually had a pair of earrings many years ago that weren’t the same but were sold like that. One was a crescent moon and the other was a star...I really liked those earrings.
 
Wren said:
Go on then, but don’t tell anybody...a few years ago after an X Ray where I had to drink about 10 gallons of water beforehand, I desperately rushed to the nearest toilet, relief was washing over me when the door opened and in walked an elderly gentleman !

Not only had I failed to lock the door properly, it opened onto a busy corridor and there I sat, knickers at half mast for all the world to see.....
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Your secret is safe....
 
In the mid 80s I was going on a job interview at a large new/used car dealership. The building was one story and took up about half a block, most of the front was windows. I think it was smoked glass as I couldn't see inside. I was walking on the sidewalk thinking how smart I looked in my green dress and 2 or 3 inch heels. All at once one of my heels caught in the hem of my dress! I went down on the sidewalk right in front of all these windows! I remember thinking to myself, "This can't be happening, I'm rolling around on the sidewalk trying to get my shoe loose from my dress, this can't be real!!! It seemed hours but it was probably about 20 seconds and I got myself untangled and back on my feet. I was trying to find the door and get to heck off that sidewalk as fast as I could! I was either very flustered or extremely stupid (The jury is still out on that.) as I couldn't seem to locate the glass door. I kept pushing on what would turn out to be a window and then moving on to the next pane of glass and pushing. I know they were watching me because finally a man in a suit came around the corner and said "The door is around here." I went around the corner and he opened the glass door for me and I stepped inside a huge room full of desks and people looking at me. Or at lest that's how it seemed. Maybe it was only 5 or 6 desks. The man directed me to a room in the back where a pleasant lady interviewed me and I never heard from them again! I wasn't surprised.
 
As a teen I was taking a water skiing lesson in Florida wearing a bikini. The top came off and I had to let go of the rope handles and drop into the water to retrieve it and put it back on. Of course the instructors in the boat were good looking young guys and there were people on the dock too. My mother assured me not to make a big deal about it, that 'nobody was looking at you'...not quite sure I believed her, lol. :eek:
 
When I was 14yrs old I was in my bedroom getting changed. My bedroom door opened and the boy that lived next door to me just stood there smiling. I asked him what he was doing there. He said he had asked my Mom if he could grab me and take me outside to get wet under the fireplug. My Mom didn't know I was getting changed and she was mortified when I screamed. All these years later whenever I see him he repeats what happened. I still get embarrassed but right after that happened we started dating.
 
Oh,Jeez,yes,I still have 'mares about that day.

...I was a teenager,going into town on a crowded bus. I was sat beside a really gorgeous Thai girl,who kept smiling at me.
She had a REALLY short skirt on,a thin,pleated little miniskirt.
I kept thinking to myself "Don't get a stiffy. Do NOT get a stiffy. Do NOT get a bulging stiffy!"

....but she did....
 
Furryanimal said:
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I am just a total screw up, when I get in bed and can't sleep I think about them. I can't beleive I turned out successful, my children are successful and 1 successful marriage. To many to mention, but one was...In louisvile, Kentucky, The Kentucky Derby. I was in front of the judge the following morning ( I missed the race, in jail ) and he said to me, "What made you think it was okay to urinated on someones car door." I was charged with indecent exposier, I pleaded not guilty, the charges were later dropped because the complaining party did not show up for the court date. I appoligized to the judge and left without a fine and a clean record with my attorney. But if you sit in traffic for and hour, drink 8 or 10 beers.... I never did that again.. I am still embarrassed.:beerandwhistle:
 
Sassycakes said:
When I was 14yrs old I was in my bedroom getting changed. My bedroom door opened and the boy that lived next door to me just stood there smiling. I asked him what he was doing there. He said he had asked my Mom if he could grab me and take me outside to get wet under the fireplug. My Mom didn't know I was getting changed and she was mortified when I screamed. All these years later whenever I see him he repeats what happened. I still get embarrassed but right after that happened we started dating.
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Just saying, he must have liked what he saw...:magnify:
 

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