I figured it out for myself when I was 7. When I realized that there was no way the numbers would work. Even at just 3 minutes a house to hit all those houses in one night? No way.
Me too!
Only I didn’t do the math
and a bit younger...maybe four
I saw thru his fake beard while sittin’ on his lap
And what clinched it was my folks and big sister lookin’ at me, and not Santy
I thought ‘why aren’t they enrapt with the greatest of elves that ever lived?’
I mean, he only came to town once a year, I was always there
And when they talked to me about Santa, they had a fake look in their eyes
So, I knew, from early on
This discovery helped me, later on, in some poker games
Took me longer to lose everthing I had
It also helped in the gurl dept
Any gurl that had any interest in me, and had a genuine expression, I didn’t get involved with at all…ever
I mean play is play
Serious is...well...serious
Except one
She’s takin’ a nap as I type
Should be ready for the evening in about a half hour
So, sorry Santa...if that
is yer real name