Why They Call Them "Cellphones"

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imp

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My wife just summoned me to the living room. My hearing requires close presence. She just received a note from her sister, explaining that, "We are prisoners of our phones now".

The graphic she sent showed a phone emblazoned with bars across it!

Appropriate. imp
 
Shalimar said:
Hmm. I don't have a cell phone. No doubt I am atavistic. Goes well with my two slightly webbed toes.....
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My! I expect it makes them even prettier! Alas, though, feet just ain't the thing IMO. imp
 
imp said:
My! I expect it makes them even prettier! Alas, though, feet just ain't the thing IMO. imp
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Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Imp! :devilish:

Being a monk I've never really wanted a cell phone. I've had them but I've never wanted them. Now I have one of those cheap freebie ones given out by a place called Q-Link and I get 250 free minutes per month. I have to make ONE call per month to remain qualified.

It's going to be tough. Maybe I'll call up the time lady ... or, Buddha forbid, call up my doctor to re-schedule for that check-up I missed two months ago ...
 
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