I pick Gary. I’d trust him. Plus just look at him. He fits the part. Just don’t buy him too much beer. :laugh:
Hmmmm, this trust thing could be useful
My first ruling would be to establish a world clock
It’d be the same as the clocks today, ‘cept Beer thirty would be on there.
Not a real time, of course, so the clock would just (poof) change to a picture, or gif.
When? You ask
Whenever I say
Even if at war
But, hey, there wouldn’t be no war
Can’t have war and drink beer at the same time
So, we’d be all like, ‘the next round’s on me’ pat pat
Company meetings would be looked forward to
Coming to agreements would be signified by the clanking of steins or mugs
(that’d be mandatory)
Factories would be required to have picnic tables
With built in ice chests at the end
We’d all drink outside, like they do in Mexico
(‘cept up north, there’d be heated pavilion tents)
After awhile, everbody would go back to work….. after a nap
Think about it
The economy would be burgeoning due to the simple fact that salty things would be needed,
so chip factories would rival the breweries,
along with ice chest factories, tent factories,
and wood mills, meeting the demand for all those picnic tables.
There’d never be a gas shortage, since you can’t drink and drive…at least
YOU can’t.
I’m much like Andretti when I have a few.
Anyway
Just think about it;
It’s tougher to be mad at whoever or whatever you hate after a few brews
We’d all be like, ‘hey, yer not so bad, the next round’s on me’
I’m on this
Election year is right around the coroner….corner
Hey, this not only could work, it will work (my slogan)
This has been brought to you by the Gary O’Blivious for leader or ruler, or king committee
cheers
and then, after I got tired of ruling slovenly drunken subjects, I'd step down and maybe stay busy by starting some sorta magazine
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