Worst Names..

[Lara]

Daffney was relative of my first husband and she wore a short dark pony tail full of dead ends on the very top of her head, a little off to the side. I had a hard time looking her in the eye. All I could see was that pony tail.

I know, I'm no one to be pointing my finger at appearances :bowknot:

 

[Aunt Bea]

Shanda Lear

 

[StarSong]

To be fair, it hasn't hurt Frank Zappa's children to have those names. Ditto Zowie Bowie (real name Duncan Zowie Jones).

 

[RadishRose]

To be fair, it hasn't hurt Frank Zappa's children to have those names. Ditto Zowie Bowie (real name Duncan Zowie Jones).

This is true.

But Shanda Lear? LOL

 

[Trade]

Where I used to work one of the secretaries Husbands named their two kid "Colt" and "Kimber" after two of his handguns. The may not be the worst names, but I thought it was a super tacky thing to do. Gotta love those Florida gun nuts.

 

[JustBonee]

I think we've run out of names for babies.

 

[C'est Moi]

Angelo Colangelo

I went to school with Angelina Pampolina.

 

[C'est Moi]

Gay !! When I was at school the name Gay was popular (in fact one of my classmates was called Gay) but since it's been adopted to mean homosexual , I would imagine it will become extinct very soon as a name for a child!!

People don't seem to name their boys "Dick" anymore either. Probably for the best.

 

[RadishRose]

I went to school with Angelina Pampolina.

LOL, CM. I think that one's even better.

 

[Trade]

Phil Dirt (Heard it said on a tv show I was watching.)

I used to work with a dude named Phil. I forget his last name, but it wasn't Dirt. But we nicknamed him that anyway.

 

[Sunny]

George Foreman, the former boxer who became a big grill marketer, has 12 children, 5 of them sons. He named all 5 sons George Edward ("so they would have something in common.")

 

[JFBev]

Friends of mine named their daughter "Autumn Fawn". Of course some of the other kids called her "Spring Chicken" as a nickname. She was not amused. . .

 

[Manatee]

When my wife was born, her French Canadian mother wanted to name her Margarite. The German doctor couldn't spell Margarite, so she has been Margaret for 84 years.

 

[Falcon]

People don't seem to name their boys "Dick" anymore either. Probably for the best.

"Dick" is simply a nickname for "RICHARD" !

 

[C'est Moi]

"Dick" is simply a nickname for "RICHARD" !

What's your point?

 

[hollydolly]

The woman in the next bed to my mother when she was giving birth to my baby sister...was called Mrs Down... guess what she called her newborn son?...Yep, NEIL....

 

[hollydolly]

I dunno if anyone's mentioned it yet, but of recent times we've got the Kardashians giving their kids names which will doubtless have them ridiculed at school... '' ''North West" Chicago West.. Saint West .. what in Gods' name? ..why would you do that to your kids?

 

[Pepper]

I dunno if anyone's mentioned it yet, but of recent times we've got the Kardashians giving their kids names which will doubtless have them ridiculed at school... '' ''North West" Chicago West.. Saint West .. what in Gods' name? ..why would you do that to your kids?

When you're that RICH it doesn't matter what your name is. As for me, Melvin is a name ought be retired.

 

[Falcon]

Shanda Lear

Her first name is Crystal. Honest !

 

[Aunt Bea]

Her first name is Crystal. Honest !

Yes it is!

I'm still a little confused about Richard.

 

[Falcon]

What's your point?

What do you mean; What's my point?

 

[hollydolly]

When you're that RICH it doesn't matter what your name is. As for me, Melvin is a name ought be retired.

Rich or poor, as a child you'll always be the butt of someone's bullying... even the royal family were bullied at school...

 

[Falcon]

In the phone book I saw a guy's name was "Ben Dover."

 

[Aneeda72]

Aneeda, Oneita, Banita- as in “I need a” whatever. It got so tired so so fast.

 

[Ruthanne]

There was a girl in grade school named Sharon Butts. She took a lot of abuse....