'Wrong'answers only please!

[Furryanimal]

Okay'Thats intrigued you..

What's your 'good' advice for a first date?
The more humorous the better .Have fun.

 

[Wren]

Talk about yourself all night, bringing in ‘difficult relatives’ and past family problems

 

[ClassicRockr]

Talk about yourself all night, bringing in ‘difficult relatives’ and past family problems

HAD to "Rep" you for this reply. Had to.

 

[RadishRose]

Agree with Wren, also add talk about your ex.

 

[Laurie]

Talk about how your treatment is going. If you can imply that this is for a "social disease" so much the better.

 

[treeguy64]

Be sure to go on and on about your great fear of STD's, because of all the times you've had them, before. Also include a vivid description of each hooker whom you believe infected you. Look up to the ceiling, as you silently count on your fingers, going back and forth over your counting hand at least four to five times. This should definitely make for an excellent first, and last, date.

 

[Camper6]

Don't say anything. Just respond with a nod of the head or roll your eyes. And if at a restaurant don't offer to pay the bill or share.

 

[CeeCee]

Tell the person that certain places are off limits because it violates the conditions of your parole.

 

[IKE]

What's your 'good' advice for a first date?

My advise to the fellas is that women love a man in uniform so on a first date use that weakness to your advantage.

Dress to impress has always been my motto.

 

[moviequeen1]

bring a parent or sibling with you so they can check out the person

 

[fmdog44]

Talk about the odds of the various people you have dated that mysteriously disappeared while you were dating them.

 

[jujube]

Make sure you bring your kids along on the date with you. After all, if everything works out, they're going to be his/her kids, too, and everybody should get a head start on being one happy family.

Oh, and don't forget to mention that your elderly mother or father plans to move in with you as soon as you're settled in a new relationship.

 

[mjmay]

Having a big dip of Copenhagen in your lip seems to work for me.

 

[Falcon]

Elevator operators are usually uniformed. Does THAT count ?

 

[Wren]

Tell them how you are desperate to get married again and have more children

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Gary O']

Talk about yourself all night, bringing in ‘difficult relatives’ and past family problems

ah, yes

 

[Furryanimal]

Great answers everyone.

 

[Wren]

Boast about your income and how well off you are at every opportunity

 

[NanDee]

Say "my family and friends are dying to know how our date went"
Then place a recording device between you and say
"this is the only way I'll remember everything"

And don't forget to take loads of pics !

 

[HazyDavey]

Just keep looking at your watch and scratching yourself..

 

[Wren]

Give a detailed account of your IBS and haemorrhoid problems

 

[NanDee]

If out for a meal - spend 20 mins or so telling your date the longggg list of food allergies and foods you 'can't' eat - and the reason why for every one of them.
and don't forget the fact that you are Vegan

 

[NanDee]

Give a detailed account of your IBS and haemorrhoid problems

Lol Perfect topic for dining out lol

Was going to rep this - but it wouldn't let me.

 

[Wren]

Then (if you’re the one who’s paying) say you’ve forgotten your wallet.....:bigwink: