'Wrong'answers only please!

[Sunny]

I've done that, after determining the young lady was not to my tastes.

Treeguy, you inspired this next one:

Act very charming and considerate, and then modestly confess that you've been diagnosed with Hannibal Lecter syndrome.

 

[applecruncher]

Show them your ankle monitoring bracelet and explain how you have to be home by 10 p.m. or your probation officer will have a cow.

:lofl:

 

[NanDee]

At a restaurant you ask your date to surprise you and order for you,
but when the meal comes - which is fish served with the head still attached -
you shout "Oh no ! I can't eat this - it's looking at me !

 

[Sunny]

Hey, what's wrong with that, NanDee? That's what I would say! :yuk:

 

[NanDee]

Hey, what's wrong with that, NanDee? That's what I would say! :yuk:

I would too - but would you shout it out for the whole restaurant to hear ?

 

[Sunny]

Probably not... but I wouldn't eat it. :bigwink:

 

[Linda]

Ask all sorts of personal financial questions. What is your monthly income, do you have much invested or in savings, is your house paid for, do you have credit card debt???

 

[NanDee]

The movie your watching at the cinema is one you have seen before - but your date hasn't - so
all the way through you give them a running commentary on 'what happens next' - loud enough
for all sitting close by to hear also.