'Wrong'answers only please!

[RadishRose]

I do that...

I don't believe you.nthego:

 

[NanDee]

Say - "My children said I have to be home by 10.30 pm "

 

[NanDee]

Belch and pass wind in a nonchalant fashion

Or say - "pardon me for being rude, it wasn't me, it was my food ".

 

[Trade]

Push your food onto your fork with your finger.

What's wrong with that?

 

[Trade]

Pick your nose and eat the boogers.

 

[Aunt Bea]

Pick your nose and eat the boogers.

 

[jujube]

You could do what my first date after I started dating again said to me:

"I hope you don't expect me to give you any money."

I asked him why I would expect money.

"Because all women are gold diggers and if I spend any money on a woman, I expect something back in return."

The date ended swiftly.

 

[NanDee]

You could do what my first date after I started dating again said to me:

"I hope you don't expect me to give you any money."

I asked him why I would expect money.

"Because all women are gold diggers and if I spend any money on a woman, I expect something back in return."

The date ended swiftly.

This one doesn't surprise me in the least.

 

[NanDee]

Here is another one that is taken from personal experience..

"You should be thankful someone is interested in you".

 

[Sunny]

Give him/her a long, detailed account of all the things that were wrong with your ex.

 

[jujube]

Give him/her a long, detailed account of all the things that were wrong with your ex.

Especially when you've had SEVERAL exes and they've ALL had something wrong with them. And don't forget to mention that all your children have been great disappointments because they all took after their mothers.

 

[NanDee]

Say "my parents told me to give you this" then hand over a sheet of paper with a load of questions on (that you actually wrote yourself)

 

[Wren]

Keep going outside to smoke a cigarette

 

[NanDee]

You see a couple that you know come into the restaurant - invite them over to join you.

 

[Wren]

Show them photos of all your ex’s going back to your teens, giving names, dates etc.

 

[CeeCee]

Tell them you can’t drink any alcohol because it doesn’t go well with all the meds you have to take for your STDs.


hope that’s not been mentioned....

edit: sorry Laurie, I see you posted something similar earlier....also,Treeguy.

 

[CeeCee]

Tell him how you cant wait until next year when you start high school.

 

[Wren]

Keep sending texts and checking your mobile phone

 

[treeguy64]

Ask what your dates favorite food is - then tell them about all the online topics you've read on the dangers of eating it.

I've done that, after determining the young lady was not to my tastes.

 

[Manatee]

Don't let your wife see you.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[jujube]

Show them your ankle monitoring bracelet and explain how you have to be home by 10 p.m. or your probation officer will have a cow.

 

[NanDee]

While watching a movie, say "oh I remember this one I've seen it before" then proceed to tell all the best bits before they happen.

 

[jujube]

Ask her if she would consider changing her name as you have a large tattoo on your butt that says "Tiffany" and it would be a lot less painful for her to just change her name.

 

[Sunny]

I've done that, after determining the young lady was not to my tastes.

Treeguy, you inspired this next one:

Act very charming and considerate, and then modestly confess that you've been diagnosed with Hannibel Lecter syndrome.