'Wrong'answers only please!

[moviequeen1]

tell the person you usually go to bed around 8pm every night

 

[NanDee]

Then (if you’re the one who’s paying) say you’ve forgotten your wallet.....:bigwink:

Lol and ask your date - do you prefer to wash or dry dishes.

 

[NanDee]

tell the person you usually go to bed around 8pm every night

Then tell them about the giant teddy bear you always take to bed with you.

 

[CeeCee]

tell the person you usually go to bed around 8pm every night

Ha ha...that’s pretty true for me...is that why I’m single?

 

[Furryanimal]

Everybody

 

[Wren]

Keep sniffing and blowing your nose, loudly into a filthy hankie (oh God, I’m making myself feel sick here) ewwwwwwww

 

[RadishRose]

Push your food onto your fork with your finger.

 

[NanDee]

Keep sniffing and blowing your nose, loudly into a filthy hankie (oh God, I’m making myself feel sick here) ewwwwwwww

It will definitely work on your date then Lol

 

[NanDee]

Ask - "would you like to see my 'scrap album' - if they say "yes" - show them your album - in which you have stuck every Valentine Card you ever received .

 

[IKE]

Push your food onto your fork with your finger.

Definite etiquette faux pas for sure......shucks most folks with just a mere smidgen of couth know that you're supposed to push peas on your fork with your thumb and not your finger.

 

[applecruncher]

Tell your date you find it hard to keep a job because all your bosses and co-workers have been idiots. Ask for a loan to pay your rent because you got fired again last week.

 

[Gary O']

jus' gotta say right here

I luv all the responses in this thread!

 

[NanDee]

Keep calling your date by the name of one of your exes

 

[Sunny]

Ask them what would be a good time for them to be checked out by your mother.

 

[applecruncher]

Tell your date you can't wait to show off your massive porn collection - then wink.

 

[NanDee]

Ask what your dates favorite food is - then tell them about all the online topics you've read on the dangers of eating it.

 

[Furryanimal]

Keep them coming..

 

[applecruncher]

Tell your date you save money by not using soap, shampoo, deodorant, and toothpaste.

 

[Sunny]

Tell them you got there to meet them a little late because you were at the doctor's. But no problem, you don't think it's contagious.

 

[Wren]

Load your fork up with as much food as possible, approach it with your mouth open as wide as it will go and then stuff it all in

 

[Trade]

Instead of being yourself, put on a phony act that you think will impress them.

 

[RadishRose]

Wipe your mouth with the back of your sleeve.

 

[Furryanimal]

Wipe your mouth with the back of your sleeve.

I do that...

 

[CeeCee]

I do that...

Thats why you’re single! :joke:

 

[Wren]

Belch and pass wind in a nonchalant fashion