Yeah, These Are Real Country-Western Song Titles

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80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper
At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
Bubba Shot The Jukebox
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Hold On To Your Men, 'Cause She's Single Again
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
 
Did You Ever Play DJ For Your Parakeet

Lyrics - SifuPhil
Music - Johnny Cash


Did you ever play DJ
For yer parakeet
Tryin' to teach thet little feller
How to prop'rly speak

You played thet rotten record
Over thirty thousand times
And all yer bird had learned was
How to sing yer smart-phone chimes

[Chorus]
Oh, did you ever play DJ
For your parakeet
He never learned to talk, but man,
How thet lil' bird could tweet

You played thet record 'til the grooves
All melted and caved in
But Budgie was still silent as
A bishop filled with sin

So one day you loaded Budgie
In yer trusty pick-up truck
Ol' Blue was in the back-seat
As you drove 'em through the muck

And finally, a-top a hill,
You set ol' Budgie free
That's when he hollered out the words
That truly rattled me

He said,

"Thank you, Man, for teaching me
These words that I now sing
It's just a shame that you're to blame
For clippin' both my wing

So now, if you don't mind,
I'll just get back into yer truck
'Cause now I'm here to stay
And you're a little out of luck"

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Yu've done it again Phil! CLAP,CLAP, Clap, clap!

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me (By Rev. Billy C. Wirtz)
 
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I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell yuck!


I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It'd Strain Our Love


I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win


I'd Like To Check You For Ticks


I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy


I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
 
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