Yesterday was National Pretzel Day and you didn't care!

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, if this is your concept of serious, dude, you need to get out more!

 

[SifuPhil]

Great album!

 

[Ralphy1]

Maybe the captain will come back. He is the only hope that I have, it seems, to relieve this levity...

 

[Shalimar]

Tell me , Ralphy, is being anally retentive a common malady in RI? Enquiring therapisseds wanna know.

 

[Ralphy1]

No, but I am anally attractive to some portion of the population...

 

[Shalimar]

Eek! TMI.

 

[Ralphy1]

Aren't you a professional? You must have heard things far less discreet than me being hit on--and in your country!

 

[Shalimar]

Even professionals take time out. Currently I am on a leave of absence. You bet I have heard things far more elemental than your torrid little confession. Lolol.

 

[Guitarist]

 

[Ralphy1]

It is not a confession! Men hit on me but I wasn't interested!

 

[CuriousKate]

I took the day seriously Ralphy....I bought soft pretzels...but have to confess I didn't know it was National Pretzel Day. Hope it still counts

 

[Ralphy1]

I guess so, just as long as you don'r tell anyone else that you didn't know about the pretzel's special day...

 

[CuriousKate]

Oh thank you Ralphy---mum's the word.

 

[Cookie]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

 

[Falcon]

Pretzels are good but I prefer Cheetos, even though they turn my fingers orange.

 

[ladyp]

You were right in the first place Ralphy I really didn't give a care.

 

[Ralphy1]

lady, please show some sensitivity in the future...