Does Anyone Else See The Irony In This?


Judge Berrens: I hereby set bail for Kaleb, er Mr. Franks at $10 dollars cash bail.

Defendants attorney: Sally, er Judge Berrens I respectfully request that bail be set aside in this case.

Judge: And why is that Bill, er Mr. Frick?

Defendants attorney: Because my nephew, er my client Kaleb, er Mr. Franks promised his mom who is my sister, er my clients mother promised to stay near the family meth lab, er the medicine cabinet in the garage.

Judge Sally Berrens: Sounds like a plan Billy, er Mr. Frick. Are you and Kaleb coming to the family picnic in Mexico tomorrow?

Defendants attorney: Tomorrow? Isn't that the day before Kaleb, er Mr. Franks gets his ankle bracelet?

Judge: Yes Billy, er Mr. Frick, give or take a week or two until Kaleb, er Mr. Franks gets settled in Juarez, er the half way house down the street.

Kaleb Franks: Stick to the script aunt Sally, er Judge Berrens.

Fade to black.
 

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