Flat Earth Society Lives. Pffftt, some think the Earth Is 2015 years old

I can't BELIEVE that anyone in this day and age with a bit of education and a modicum of common sense could believe that. Even creationists believe the earth was created in 4004 BC according to the calculations of Bishop Usscher using Biblical timelines.

It's a well known fact that the Earth was created at 9.15 am on 23rd March 204 BC. All archaeological and palaeontological evidence to the contrary was artificially aged and buried in the earth by aliens.
 
Rob said:
I can't BELIEVE that anyone in this day and age with a bit of education and a modicum of common sense could believe that. Even creationists believe the earth was created in 4004 BC according to the calculations of Bishop Usscher using Biblical timelines.
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I can't believe that in this day and age anyone with common sense would believe in a two-party political system, Obamacare or the phrase "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you", but they do.

It's a well known fact that the Earth was created at 9.15 am on 23rd March 204 BC. All archaeological and palaeontological evidence to the contrary was artificially aged and buried in the earth by aliens.
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Love it!
 
Wow, neat picture. But according to Everetts Many Worlds, which earth are we talking about here.
 
rt3 said:
Wow, neat picture. But according to Everetts Many Worlds, which earth are we talking about here.
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That is one of the infinite number of realities where the 'heat death' version of cosmic evolution holds sway. Given an infinite amount of time ANY conceivable configuration of universe has time to evolve, in fact MUST evolve. Gigantic intelligent chelonians evolved on a low gravity planet containing non-sapient pachyderms which were used as a power source. When their home planet was threatened by the imminent nova of their sun, each individual took to a solitary space-going existence, taking with them a continental plate to be used as a food and water source. A fusion powered orbital power plant replaced the star. Hindu mythology seems to support this.
 
I like it! Also the iterated fractal complex number Mandelbrot set you use as an avatar.
 
Ken, by the way, the fly in your sub. Has a random number generated from the same type of fractal iteration used to generate its coordinates under Brownian motion. In this sense they share a first manifold topomorphy.
 
rt3 said:
Ken, by the way, the fly in your sub. Has a random number generated from the same type of fractal iteration used to generate its coordinates under Brownian motion. In this sense they share a first manifold topomorphy.
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RT, on close inspection I don't think it belongs to the order 'Diptera' at all. I see no evidence of a single paired flight membrane, I suspect it's actually a small 'Formicidae'. I also suspect that the motion you observe is not truly random as the co-ordinate sequence appears to repeat after about 20 iterations and seems to be biased towards the top right quadrant.
 
Dame Warrigal, given your location in the antipodes, you would be best placed to answer the question of the true shape of planet Earth. Could you please perform either of the following experiments ...

1. Flush your loo (dunny)
2. Note the direction of wind rotation the next time you observe a typhoon

Contra-rotation with respect to the UK/US would indicate a shape consistent with an oblate spheroid, a cuboid or a solid conic section where the eccentricity is >0 and <1. Use of an inclinometer to determine the centre of mass should differentiate between these alternatives.
 
Rob said:
RT, on close inspection I don't think it belongs to the order 'Diptera' at all. I see no evidence of a single paired flight membrane, I suspect it's actually a small 'Formicidae'. I also suspect that the motion you observe is not truly random as the co-ordinate sequence appears to repeat after about 20 iterations and seems to be biased towards the top right quadrant.
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Regrettably --- Biology isn't a science.
 
Rob said:
Dame Warrigal, given your location in the antipodes, you would be best placed to answer the question of the true shape of planet Earth. Could you please perform either of the following experiments ...

1. Flush your loo (dunny)
2. Note the direction of wind rotation the next time you observe a typhoon

Contra-rotation with respect to the UK/US would indicate a shape consistent with an oblate spheroid, a cuboid or a solid conic section where the eccentricity is >0 and <1. Use of an inclinometer to determine the centre of mass should differentiate between these alternatives.
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Don't forget to measure the length of loo tube, and with the use of a laser chronometer, you can calculate the spindrift correction factor.
 

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