Does Superman now carry a handbag?

timoc

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Surely, the end of the World is nigh!!
The he-man hero of several generations, Superman, has now been declared that he swings both ways.
This cannot be right, Superman 'biffs' villains with his fists of steel, but it would seem that instead, he will now clonk them around the ears with his handbag.
Please, someone, anyone, tell me that we are having our legs pulled.
Are the ladies that Superman rescues now likely to share their eye make-up and lipsticks with the the new, flying gay cavalier?

I think I'll start a campaign......

"We want the old Superman." 😆
 

I’m sure that young Superman will still come to your rescue because that’s what superheroes do.
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Surely, the end of the World is nigh!!
The he-man hero of several generations, Superman, has now been declared that he swings both ways.
This cannot be right, Superman 'biffs' villains with his fists of steel, but it would seem that instead, he will now clonk them around the ears with his handbag.
Please, someone, anyone, tell me that we are having our legs pulled.
Are the ladies that Superman rescues now likely to share their eye make-up and lipsticks with the the new, flying gay cavalier?

I think I'll start a campaign......

"We want the old Superman." 😆
Well, I'm with ya Timoc!
 
I find the gender bending folks intrusion into my world very irritating.
The addendums, their attempts to attache 'peculiar' behaviors to modern icons are a insult to my world.
 
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Bruce Wayne & Dick Grayson in bed:


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Ever since the 1950s, Batman has been accused of being gay. This is why the original Batwoman was introduced around in 1956. In the mid 60s, Batgirl was also used to diffuse the many anti gay attacks directed at the Batman show back then.


There are many other Super Heroes who are either gay or bi. Among them Green Lantern, He-Man, White Canary, and the new Batwoman. But perhaps the most famous of them all is Wonder Woman. From her very beginning during the WW II years she was acknowledged as being gay though the script writers were very careful not to disclose it. Today's writers openly acknowledge that she is and always had been gay.

Historically, Hercules and Loki were acknowledged as being bi sexual. Greek & Egyptian goddesses Artemis & Isis as being lesbian as were the entire tribe of Amazons with Wonder Woman (Princess Diana of Themyscira) among them. Thus, there's nothing new in all this. Had we been living in the times of the ancient Greeks or Egyptians or Norse, Superman would also be portrayed as gay or bi.
 
Surely, the end of the World is nigh!!
The he-man hero of several generations, Superman, has now been declared that he swings both ways.
This cannot be right, Superman 'biffs' villains with his fists of steel, but it would seem that instead, he will now clonk them around the ears with his handbag.
Please, someone, anyone, tell me that we are having our legs pulled.
Are the ladies that Superman rescues now likely to share their eye make-up and lipsticks with the the new, flying gay cavalier?

I think I'll start a campaign......

"We want the old Superman." 😆

Just because he carries [what looks like] a handbag doesn't mean he's gay. It may just be a fanny pack, for storing his Clark Kent glasses and wristwatch and stuff.
I used to carry a Colt .38 Special in a fanny pack, and nobody accused me of being gay.

That said, one's sexual orientation has no bearing on one's ability to do their job, regardless of whether they are police, fire, military or super hero.
 
Just because he carries [what looks like] a handbag doesn't mean he's gay. It may just be a fanny pack, for storing his Clark Kent glasses and wristwatch and stuff.
I used to carry a Colt .38 Special in a fanny pack, and nobody accused me of being gay.

That said, one's sexual orientation has no bearing on one's ability to do their job, regardless of whether they are police, fire, military or super hero.
Do you think it's a designer bag?;)
 
Just because he carries [what looks like] a handbag doesn't mean he's gay. It may just be a fanny pack, for storing his Clark Kent glasses and wristwatch and stuff.
I used to carry a Colt .38 Special in a fanny pack, and nobody accused me of being gay.

That said, one's sexual orientation has no bearing on one's ability to do their job, regardless of whether they are police, fire, military or super hero.
No, They showed on the news, a cartoon of Superman kissing another man. (romantically)
 


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