The weather forecast gets more and more dire every few hours. Now the weathernerds are saying that it's possible and even likely that there will be measurable sNOw on Saturday night/Sunday morning.
Looks like a onesie would be just the ticket. Reckon I could wear it to work? As long as I wear my company shirt and apron over it, of course
And the good news is...a $2/hr raise retroactive to this past Sunday! Yippee. With a little luck, not too much of it will go to taxes.
More good news is that I work tomorrow sans New Lady (because she
can't work weekends...it interferes with her catering business). The best part is that I won't have to listen to her laundry list of unbearable pain, how much money she has, how many boyfriends she has, details of the...um...active "social" life she lives, how she's opening a restaurant this year or how she's going to
tell her doctor that she
needs another MRI to find out what's wrong with her brain. Right. Prescribe to the doctor.
She's getting a little vague about the alleged hip surgery that she claimed she has to have.
I may or may not have suggested that she live one day with Sir's pain, then tell us again about hers. I also may or may not have suggested the possibility of early-onset Alzheimer's or dementia. although she's 60 so not so early. You know, because I wouldn't suggest anything so mean, even if my middle name
is Snide.
@Geezer Garage will be in
Aridzona just in time for dust season

, when the wind

picks up every day around noonish and blows its real estate into New Mexico and West Texas. New Mexico and West Texas in turn, blow it to...somewhere else. If we were (un)fortunate enough to be outdoors when it started, the only way to keep from blowing away was to hang onto a light pole or whatever else was handy at the moment. At least
@Geezer Garage won't have to shovel dust...it'll just blow away.
We'd tape our windows shut, put tape over the salt and pepper shakers, tape the lid to the sugar bowl...and still get the !@#$%&*! dust in everdamnthang, including in the medicine cabinet. It was as much fun as greensh!t (pollen) season in the South when there's a layer of that stuff everdamnwhere.
Our greensh!t washes away with the rain.