OldFeller
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- Pennsylvania, USA
Madonna and Cher had a falling out and are no longer on a first name basis.
OMG, that one cracked me up. It really was a LOL.An old married couple was in church one Sunday. The woman turns to her husband and says:
I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?
The husband replies:
Replace the battery in your hearing aid.
... aka, lines that would never work (but it might be great if they did).You have a nice butt, but I think it would be nicer if it was on my lap.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?