The Cheeky Friendly Banter Thread!

[Pappy]

Facts you need to know.

 

[boozercruiser]

I reckon this IS correct also!!!

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

Spoiler

 

[Pookie]

Rebuttal to Boozer. You sooooo did NOT leave yourself open to this, buddy!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A woman doesn't have to be hooked up to anything to make stuff work.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Facebook
3) the wife who fixes your stupid computer so you can post this junk

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A real man would take her on a cruise or vacation.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Is your husband out of ICU yet?

How many men does it take to open a beer?
One, but he has to call a buddy to come in and bring it to him.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because she can blame the dryers for super-starching your underwear.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can do ten times the work of men and not sound like a herd of elephants while doing so.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she puts the words "duct tape" and "husband" in the same sentence.

How do you fix a woman's watch?
Watch her replace the battery in it.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
They are so much more full of hot air and it's gotta go out before he blows up.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The wife, dummy. The burglar is breaking in at the back door. That gives you time to run out the front door.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A man without a substantial life insurance policy.

I married a Miss Right.
Good! Now your bank account isn't overdrawn and your truck is fixed.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
No, it's IN food. It's called fat.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to make it look like an accident.

Women will never be equal to men..
Because they are superior to men. Why settle for less?

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women
who can handle the bullshit!



That'll teach you!

 

[Shirley]

 

[Shalimar]

Hahahahahhahahahaha.

 

[Shirley]

Neck wraps

 

[Pookie]

Lol!!

 

[Shalimar]

I want a neck wrap! Usually I wear a cat. (Eco wrap?) Lolololol.

 

[Pappy]

I gotta start doing dishes. :sentimental:

 

[boozercruiser]

Neck wraps

Gosh Shirley.
Me being a bloke who loves boobies, that would be nice!

Now the....

PRESIDENT IN 2016 Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2016. For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems. PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment.

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

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[Shirley]

I want a neck wrap! Usually I wear a cat. (Eco wrap?) Lolololol.

Me, too, but I think I'll wear mine under my blouse.

 

[Shalimar]

Shirley, the wrap or the cat? Lololololol.

 

[Shirley]

I ain't EVEN going to say what I started to say. :badgirl::lofl:

 

[Pappy]

This story is quite titillating.

 

[Shirley]

Pappy, again your siggy makes me LOL.

 

[Falcon]

I hope I can keep abreast of the thread.

 

[Shirley]

:rofl:

 

[Shalimar]

You guys! Lolololol.

 

[Shirley]

Yeah, they are the guys my Mama warned me about. :rofl:

 

[Shalimar]

Shirley, did it work?

 

[Shirley]

Nope.

 

[Shalimar]

I sooo believe you Shirley. After all, we are the people our parents warned us about also.....snicker.

 

[boozercruiser]

Hey Guys.
It is so nice to see you friendly Bantering around here.

Another thing I am happy about (at least for the moment) is this...

 

[Shalimar]

Hey, hey Boozer, we like to play!