Anti-Valentines Day: A Modest Proposal

[SifuPhil]

I'd use it to heat up my truck-engine, it's getting ancient, and tired of giving all that dough to "mechanics" Do they come with batteries? Not the mechanics, the flame-thrower

You had me at "batteries".

Actually I'm not sure but I would imagine they require some batteries to act as "ignitors".

 

[SifuPhil]

I want my flamethrower in gold lame, with a button you press to hear maniacal laughter!

You're a strange person ...

 

[SifuPhil]

 

[Falcon]

Can I light my Pall Mall with it?

 

[Shalimar]

Yes I am Philly! The polite word is eccentric. Lolol.

 

[Denise1952]

LOL Falcon, singe yer nose-hairs!!

 

[SifuPhil]

Can I light my Pall Mall with it?

Much easier than flicking your Bic.

Yes I am Philly! The polite word is eccentric. Lolol.

I've never been known to be polite, but I can certainly try to make an exception in your case.

You are "wackadoo".

 

[Cookie]

C'mon baby, light my fire --- carefully!

 

[vickyNightowl]

I'm still stuck at batterries.

I have to research what kind...

 

[Shalimar]

Philly, I am living proof that sanity is cureable.

 

[SifuPhil]

Philly, I am living proof that sanity is cureable.

You and me both, sister ...

 

[Denise1952]

 

[SifuPhil]

video

I'm actually blushing! I haven't done that in years!

So is that leather, PVC or rubber?

Thank you, dear. :love_heart:




GAH! WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING?!? THIS IS THE AVD THREAD!!!

NO! BAD VIDEO! BAD, NAUGHTY VIDEO!

GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

 

[Denise1952]

You had me at "batteries".

Actually I'm not sure but I would imagine they require some batteries to act as "ignitors".

Oh geez, these things work great!!

 

[Denise1952]

I'm actually blushing! I haven't done that in years!

So is that leather, PVC or rubber?

Thank you, dear. :love_heart:




GAH! WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING?!? THIS IS THE AVD THREAD!!!

NO! BAD VIDEO! BAD, NAUGHTY VIDEO!

GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

I was not just multi-tasking, my multi-mindedness kicked in too! Wrong thread, douse that puppy!!

 

[Denise1952]

I'm actually blushing! I haven't done that in years!

So is that leather, PVC or rubber?

Thank you, dear. :love_heart:




GAH! WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING?!? THIS IS THE AVD THREAD!!!

NO! BAD VIDEO! BAD, NAUGHTY VIDEO!

GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

I just hope it's fireproof whatever it's made of

 

[Shalimar]

Denise, I want that outfit in red!

 

[Denise1952]

Ok!!

Will this work?

Just send me a photo of your face and I'll fix you right up, LMBO!!

 

[Shalimar]

Great Denise, but how about some over the knee boots? I love my new blonde hair!

 

[Denise1952]

Now you're getting picky and I'm gonna make you go buy your own outfit, I think there is still a Fredricks of Hollywood, right?? LOL!!

Hereyago:

https://images.search.yahoo.com/sea...RzZWMDc2M-?p=Ladies+In+Red+Leather+With+Whips

 

[Denise1952]

Woaaaaaaaaaaa! Look at these puppies!!

 

[Shalimar]

Purrrrrfect Denise, thanks!

 

[Denise1952]

Purrrrrrrrrfect hey??

thereyago!!

 

[Shalimar]

Awesome Denise!

 

[SifuPhil]

Now you're getting picky and I'm gonna make you go buy your own outfit, I think there is still a Fredricks of Hollywood, right?? LOL!!

Hereyago:

https://images.search.yahoo.com/sea...RzZWMDc2M-?p=Ladies+In+Red+Leather+With+Whips

Your search history is almost stranger than mine!

https://www.google.com/search?q=spa...ved=0ahUKEwjB-_bg7eHKAhUCrRoKHYwkDE0Q_AUICCgC