horseless carriage
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Putting my hat on, my wife said, "watch out for the high winds." "Well it won't be causing any collisions," I replied. Many years ago, when we were living in London, my wife was out in a dress with a flared hem line. A gust of wind caught it and she showed off her frillies. A crashing noise had her turn her head to see that a motorist, more interested in my lady's stockings than on the road, had run into the car in front. I bet his insurance claim form made for interesting reading.