Anti-Valentines Day: A Modest Proposal

[Shalimar]

Ok, Butterfly, that should coordinate well with my black Lycra..Vicky, what are you wearing? I assume I bring Devil's food cake? I have a rum toddy labeled, hot buttered sin.

 

[Arachne]

I will bring a date lol

 

[Shalimar]

Please do Arachne, will you be arriving in spider form?

 

[Arachne]

Please do Arachne, will you be arriving in spider form?

Why yes I will you cannot miss me

 

[Shalimar]

Wow, Arachne, that is fabulous!

 

[SifuPhil]

Boy, this is going to be the best AVD party ever!

I'll be wearing my usual devil-angel outfit ...

 

[Shalimar]

Philly, where are your feet?

 

[SifuPhil]

Philly, where are your feet?

Oh ... there was a somewhat nasty accident when I was trying to use the blender to make AVD smoothies ...

 

[Cookie]

Ha HA HA HA. Cut off his legs and call him shorty!

 

[Cookie]

Why yes I will you cannot miss me

Pretty in Pink!

 

[SifuPhil]

Ha HA HA HA. Cut off his legs and call him shorty!

Oh, that's ... that's just cruel!

I prefer "Stumpy" - Stumpy the Devil-Angel.

 

[Cookie]

I am so so sorry, it just slipped out, I should be more sensitive. But that is one really cute little suit, Phil. So cute!

 

[SifuPhil]

I am so so sorry, it just slipped out, I should be more sensitive. But that is one really cute little suit, Phil. So cute!

Yes, that comment was just over my head - it brought me up short.

But thank you for the outfit comment. My Mommy - Mrs. Devil - made it for me a long time ago.

 

[Cookie]

Ha ha ha ha. Glad to oblige ... glad to oblige. And no more playing with the power tools, young man!

 

[SifuPhil]

Ha ha ha ha. Glad to oblige ... glad to oblige. And no more playing with the power tools, young man!

Awww ... you NEVER let me have any fun!

But I promise - I'll never again try to stomp the grapes while the blender is running.

 

[Ina]

 

[Shalimar]

Ina, hahahahahahahaha. Awesome!

 

[SifuPhil]

Yeah, Ina - THAT'S getting in the spirit now! :encouragement:

 

[Arachne]

shudders.. somethings say I hate Valentines day like a clown..

 

[SifuPhil]

Arachne, you've just given me nightmare material for my next nap.

In fact, I'm now going to stay awake as long as possible.

 

[Arachne]

Arachne, you've just given me nightmare material for my next nap.

In fact, I'm now going to stay awake as long as possible.

*does a sinister laugh..Anyways I decided I would look at old valentines I gave out as a kid and found a few totally wrong ones that fit your anti V day..

and this keeper

 

[SifuPhil]

Wow. Just ... wow. Where to start?

The first one I thought would simply be labeled "Kiss my a**" - a vengeance card.

The second card - with the stereotyped Chinese kid (who looks more like a transsexual American devil baby than a Chinese child) doing laundry ... really?

And yet, these were the cards of our youth!

 

[SifuPhil]

It's getting closer ... Valentine's Day ... I can feel it like a sickness creeping over me ...

SAVE ME FROM THE CHOCOLATE AND ROSES !!!

 

[SifuPhil]

Must ... resist ... must ... not ... give ... in ...



Oh, Lord, no! Too cute ...

 

[Shalimar]

Awwww Philly, want a mermaid valentine?