Anti-Valentines Day: A Modest Proposal

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I was thinking we might use your flame thrower, start a bonfire, throw in all the old valentines we've kept over the years. Maybe chocolate, too.

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NancyNGA said:
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I was thinking we might use your flame thrower, start a bonfire, throw in all the old valentines we've kept over the years. Maybe chocolate, too.
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While there is perhaps nothing I would enjoy more than a huge bonfire of cards and candies, I also have to consider my mortal soul and physical body. The reason is below ...

Shalimar said:
Were the chocolates for me Philly? Be careful how you answer........
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Yes, dear - all 72 pounds, and I can get you more if you wish.

Shalimar said:
I know who may be sacrificed in a pyre to the great Orca Oracle, if a certain delicate mermaid does not get her chocolates!!!!
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All hail to delicate mermaids, who would NEVER harm a weak human man who brings them chocolate gifts in abundance!

*sigh*

I hate myself ...
 
AWWW Guys I have heavily spiked cocoa for everybody...Candy for hubby and each kid in the house, peanut butter stuffed bone for Callie, rib bone for Sophie with her peeing problem...pain in the butt she is. V Day is almost herrrre
 
Woke up this morning; it's -2F, cold and icy, just like my heart.

A frigid wind is blowing, just like the breath in my lungs.

It's dark and dismal outside.

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day!


Remember - party today! Everything is already laid out. Just let me wake up with my coffee first ...

*sits in front of computer in robe, sucking down 4th mug of hot coffee*
 
*Phil rouses groggily under a pile of deflated balloons and ripped Teddy bears*

*The house is empty*

Where'd everyone go? Is the party over?

*drinks some warm ginger ale, sneezes*
 
Of course, it's now stretched out of size - I'll pay for a new one for you, I promise. :D

These kinds of strange things always seem to happen at my parties ...
 
I came to your party too Phil. I was the one in the heart costume doubling everyone's drinks, and mixing up everyone keys. I shaved a few heads, and I think a few of the ladies might be angry at you, because I told them you chose the hair styles.
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Well you did say it was an anti-Valutine's Day party, and I was trying to do you proud. If you hadn't told that lady she looked an ostrich with a stretched out crooked neck, you might have just gotten off with just few unwanted smooches. You can always count on me to back you up, and I do it with pleasure.
 
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