Bigfoot..Real or Myth?

They're found to proliferate seasonally here. While the odd one is flushed out on occasion year round their numbers and public appearances explode to daily incidents the moment an election date is called. They are then found stuck fast in high profile mouths at various angles in sizes ranging from colossal down to infantile in which case the 'big' pertains to the mouth rather than the foot.

The big foot is seldom found in other demographics although some ranks of academia appears to have been badly infected lately. The media are investigating.
 
Why is it every sighting of bigfoot, or a UFO, is always blurry? I mean the pics? That's one reason I find it so hard to believe they exist. People get clear photos of lightning, and I think we know how hard that is to do, so why no clear shots? Because they are all fake?

But I stare up into the Universe and see the shots that Hubble takes, and think why should the life on this dirt-clod hurdling through space have all the answers. I don't know but I hope there is way more then a short, span of years, I WANT MORE THAN JUST THIS! I know, doesn't mean I'll get it:lofl:
 
I think he (she? they?) is out there, and I'm kind of ticked-off that they're offering that huge bounty on him. He hasn't broken any State or Federal laws - leave the poor thing alone. :mad:

Maybe I can just turn in my ex-MIL for the win ...

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Good point, nwlady. The pictures are always blurry. A footprint just doesn't do it for me. But seriously, what are all these people seeing? I don't believe they all are making up stories.:cool:

Just, good, pot I guess, or something:getit:
 
I understand both eBay and Amazon are having Spring sales right now ...

Yeah, when I had money I would actually go out and buy something new to wear if I hadn't done my laundry, but now I have to wash them Phil!! If you're buyin though, I'll take "cool colors" "french cut" cotton.
 
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