Cops didn't catch this Burglar

[Warrigal]

It's the diet of Southern Fried Chicken that they particularly like, especially for a late night snack.
Never venture into the river after dark if you have just feasted on KFC.

 

[Shalimar]

Sooo, they love greay food I take it? Just like us--who knew? We share a bond.

 

[Shalimar]

Oops, meant to say greasy.

 

[AZ Jim]

Hey! Come on now! I only eat the Colonel's KFC maybe once an month. I prefer to think they just want our genes...

 

[Warrigal]

No, crocodiles do not take kindly to men who enter the water hoping to exchange genetic material.

Never make that mistake in Australia or in Africa. I can't speak for alligators though.

 

[AZ Jim]

No, crocodiles do not take kindly to men who enter the water hoping to exchange genetic material.

Never make that mistake in Australia or in Africa. I can't speak for alligators though.

That's a croc!!!

 

[SifuPhil]

On my many drives down to Florida I recall seeing billboard ads for alligator farms.

I always thought that was ridiculous - paying to see a bunch of alligators in blue coveralls and straw hats, digging at the earth for a few potatoes or such ...

 

[Shalimar]

I think they are watermelon farmers ackshully....they are always willing to give you a bite....

 

[mitchezz]

I'll take the scorpions and the rattlesnakes thank you very much.

I thought rattlesnakes and Republicans were one and the same????