Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Puppet - A cute little baby dog that has been adopted.

 

[Kaila]

Catnip - a very small bite from a cat.

 

[Sparky]

Futurist ~ Someone who's not been born yet

 

[Sunny]

Dandelion - A wild feline animal that is good at roaring

 

[Kaila]

Florist - Someone who loves flooring materials and styles, and is considered a floor enthusiast .

Most of them now live in Florida, and once were tourists.

 

[Sparky]

Wakeboard ~ A spring loaded plank used instead of an alarm clock.

 

[Kaila]

Typewriter _ A person who writes stories that are all of only one type.

I heard that typewriters don't really exist, anymore, so I guess that means that all writers need to diversify, now, and write different types of genres, instead of limiting themselves to fiction or nonfiction.

 

[Sunny]

Denial - a river in Egypt (not original, I know)

 

[Sparky]

Windproof ~ Evidence of Flatulence

 

[Kaila]

Microphone - A very tiny phone.

 

[Sunny]

Carousel - Wild drinking party

 

[Sparky]

Eardrops ~ The affect of heavy earrings

 

[Kaila]

Sleeping Bag `~ You open this type of bag, you take out the sleep, and you feel much better and well rested.

 

[Sparky]

Punchbag ~ A bag to carry around your mixed drink

 

[Kaila]

Lint-brush ~ If you want some lint on your clothing, you use a lint brush, which gradually covers your outfit with it.

 

[Sparky]

Gatekeeper ~ A hoarder of old gates

 

[Kaila]

Houseplant ~ A large plant that grows into the shape of a house

 

[Sparky]

Plankton ~ A heavy bundle of wooden planks

 

[Sunny]

Sparky - a car engine that won't start properly

 

[Sparky]

Broomstick ~ Adhesive for attaching broom handles

 

[Sunny]

Layover - In an airport, when you lay on top of someone else

 

[Kaila]

Parting gifts ~ Gifts that come apart, immediately after the giver leaves.

 

[Sunny]

Broadway - an impolite expression for the manner in which women do things.

 

[Sparky]

Panhandle ~ a name given to a cooking pot

 

[Kaila]

Blockbuster ~
This is a large angry 2-yr-old toddler who is mad that their block tower fell down, therefore has a tantrum, and tries to break them all.