Does it matter what color Santa or Jesus are?

Fat Boy? I am lean and mean and got some kind of knuckles if you know what I mean.
 

Denial such as, Santa was white or that I am an alien?

It may make the pills more palatable but ultimately you are left malnourished. Not much happiness there ...
 
Ralphy1 said:
Fat Boy? I am lean and mean and got some kind of knuckles if you know what I mean.
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Knuckles are a bad thing to use in a fight. You end up bruising and breaking them on hard targets.

Lean? That may be of help.

Mean? Letting your emotions out of control during a fight is a sure path to defeat.
 

You are totally bonkers. Sal can arrange a little hospital stay for you for the holidays. I got connections.
 
Ralphy1 said:
Well, can we all agree that Santa should have a white beard as we gather to sing together?
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Santa is going to look like whatever parent, relative, friend, bell ringer or store employee puts on the red hat. The little kids who have not been brain washed into thinking he is Satan only care about what he's holding in his hand or promising to bring them. Its sad that a "tradition" ( the Santa we know is not that old ) that's fun for parents and kids has become a war between "adults" screaming "Hey! That's my Santa!"
 
Warrigal, when you wake up on the 22 day of December it will be your first day of summer.

Looking forward to our warmer days myself.
 
Oh it absolutely matters. Santa is MY color. I wouldn't have a Santa unless of course, he was my color. Now my women...different story. I love women of ALL colors. Oh and that goes for Jesus too.
 
Seniors and their childhood memories make Sal want to puke. And a Santa in the summer is just plain dumb.
 
BobF said:
Warrigal, when you wake up on the 22 day of December it will be your first day of summer.

Looking forward to our warmer days myself.
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The conventional dates for the seasons don't really work down here. Officially our seasons begin on the 1st of the month - Summer Dec 1, Autumn Mar 1, Winter July 1 and Spring Sept 1 but nature behaves otherwise. We don't have any deciduous native trees so there is no such thing as Fall and without snow the arrival of Spring is not as dramatic as it is in colder climes. I love that the yellow wattle trees bloom in July which is actually the dead of Winter.
 
Figures.

All that talk about being so welcoming to the downtrodden, but one poor insane American is locked out?

Okay - see if I buy any more maple syrup from you guys ...
 

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