Does your butt ever hurt from sitting?

OneEyedDiva said:
From the pictures I've seen of you my handsome friend, you definitely don't look like you have a cushy tushy. I can't imagine you are too sedentary either. But for when you are, I hope you have or will invest in a nice comfortable, well padded chair. :D To answer your question, if I sit in a hard chair for too long, yes my butt will start to hurt, so I try to avoid doing it.
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Well, I'm sure it comes as no shock to you that we have an ongoing mutual admiration society, and my non cushy tushy thanks you.
I'm not normally a bottom dweller, but when the days are hot, I tend to spend a bit more time holding down furniture and such while singing praises to the genius who invented AC.

Now if I could only find an office chair with a butt massage feature. That would be glorious.
Maybe I'll invent one. I'm probably not going to name it Butt Buddy though (For obvious reasons I will not speak of). Although, some of the people who search for that on the net might benefit from the product (Just sayin')..... Note to self: Shut up and move along.

Anyway, America may not be recognized as the land of small assets, but surely there are a few achin' bacons that deserve a little TLC.
Hmmm ..... you know, women get breast augmentation, what about that for putting a little more junk in the trunk for enhanced sitting enjoyment. Ahhhh, like sitting on a water bed. What could go wrong?
 

I spent a lot of time riding in my vehicle while on patrol, but I used a special cushion that allowed air to circulate through the cushion. It was very comfortable and my butt and back didn’t sweat. The state police issued the cushions.
 
jujube said:
My tailbone sure does. I've broken it twice and it has never been "right" since. Sitting for a long time, especially on a hard surface, really hurts.
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Years ago, after a fall and my tailbone not healing right, an orthopedic doc :devilish: gave me a steroid injection near it. It was then that I knew to never complain about tailbone problems. Mum is the word! A bad situation can be made worse. Talk about a pain under the panties! :mad:
 
bobcat said:
Well, I'm sure it comes as no shock to you that we have an ongoing mutual admiration society, and my non cushy tushy thanks you.
I'm not normally a bottom dweller, but when the days are hot, I tend to spend a bit more time holding down furniture and such while singing praises to the genius who invented AC.

Now if I could only find an office chair with a butt massage feature. That would be glorious.
Maybe I'll invent one. I'm probably not going to name it Butt Buddy though (For obvious reasons I will not speak of). Although, some of the people who search for that on the net might benefit from the product (Just sayin')..... Note to self: Shut up and move along.

Anyway, America may not be recognized as the land of small assets, but surely there are a few achin' bacons that deserve a little TLC.
Hmmm ..... you know, women get breast augmentation, what about that for putting a little more junk in the trunk for enhanced sitting enjoyment. Ahhhh, like sitting on a water bed. What could go wrong?
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More junk in the trunk is a real thing. I think it is called a Brazilian butt wax. I have no knowledge of it adding to sitting pleasures, but it is popular for taking selfies. As far as sitting pleasure benefits, I would refer you to their boyfriends and/or johns that might shed a light on that subject. I think it looks horrid, but perhaps being an old lady I have overlooked the merit of such an enhancement. ;)
 
jujube said:
My tailbone sure does. I've broken it twice and it has never been "right" since. Sitting for a long time, especially on a hard surface, really hurts.
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My tailbone is bent and is painful at times. It was recommended that I have it removed since it serves little purpose and is not necessary for life. Because it’s a tedious and delicate surgery due to the nerves in the area, there are only a few surgeons in the state willing to perform the surgery. When the surgeon explained to me that there is a small nerve that runs next to the Coccyx and if the surgeon would happen to even nick that nerve, I may end up wearing a colostomy bag. At that point, I made the decision to not have the surgery.
 
Deya said:
More junk in the trunk is a real thing. I think it is called a Brazilian butt wax. I have no knowledge of it adding to sitting pleasures, but it is popular for taking selfies. As far as sitting pleasure benefits, I would refer you to their boyfriends and/or johns that might shed a light on that subject. I think it looks horrid, but perhaps being an old lady I have overlooked the merit of such an enhancement. ;)
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More junk in the truck and Brazilian butt wax are too completely different things. A Brazilian wax is taking off ALL the hair around the butt and private parts.
 
If this is a genuine discussion, and not just an attempt to test the limits of what is allowed on this forum, I have a suggestion. If you spend many hours every day sitting at a table or desk, the chair you choose can be very important. Years ago, my doctor recommended getting an ergonomic chair with good back support. That made a tremendous difference.

Of course, if it's really a "butt" problem, that probably won't go away just by getting a better chair. But lots of people seem to like sitting on cushions, so they probably do help somewhat. I'd suggest finding a good proctologist.

I think for all of us, getting up periodically and walking around, instead of sitting in front of the computer for hours, is a good idea also. Our bodies are not designed to just sit for hours.
 

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