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[Lawrence00]

Learn something new every day. English muffins are NOT English. They are an American invention. The English have something called a Crumpet, and might use the stale ones to play something called Cricket

 

[JustDave]

Have you just tried a spoon for that?

A spoon can't hold as much butter as an English muffin.

 

[timoc]

Toblerone, it tastes so much more delicious when it's triangular.

 

[Tommy]

Out of curiosity, I once bought a package of crumpets from Whole Foods. My impression was of dry. flavorless English muffins with far fewer "nooks & crannies"

 

[Tommy]

Bottled "spring water" (aka plain old well water in a fancy bottle). Cans of air for cleaning electronics.