Going to England.

[Falcon]

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim?

And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

 

[SifuPhil]

:lofl:

 

[Shalimar]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[IKE]

LOL ! ......Now that's funny stuff.

Quote, "and we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude".

Falcon slip on your flame retardant drawers and prepare yourself for the incoming flames.


I bet you're not only going to get hammered by everyone and his brother for the offending of our UK members but also the entire populations of every country in the world.

Run to the bunker Falcon......run !

 

[Falcon]

Nah. I'm not hiding. They can see the humour in it.

 

[Bobw235]

That's REALLY funny! Cracked my wife up.

 

[Ameriscot]

Snicker. I won't bash Falcon. The English (and the Scots) make fun of everybody and most are pretty good at taking it as well.

 

[Karen99]

Haha! :goodone:

 

[Debby]

Great joke Falcon! I needed that !

 

[Warrigal]

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

:lol: They could come Downunder for a change of scenery
and Jim can drive all over the Outback.

Australia has history, beer and culture.

Well, we have beer anyway. :cheers:

 

[Ameriscot]

:lol: They could come Downunder for a change of scenery
and Jim can drive all over the Outback.

Australia has history, beer and culture.

Well, we have beer anyway. :cheers:

Aye, or they could come to Thailand where there is history and culture and the beer is just so-so. You get used to it.

Or most countries in sub-saharan Africa, or India or Japan.....

 

[Linda]

My brother's Jeep is right hand drive. I only rode in it one time, that was enough for me. I will have to remember your joke to tell him tomorrow. Very funny.

 

[Ameriscot]

My brother's Jeep is right hand drive. I only rode in it one time, that was enough for me. I will have to remember your joke to tell him tomorrow. Very funny.

I got used to right hand drive and driving on the left quite quickly. Now it feels weird to drive if we rent a car in the US. I have to keep reminding myself to stay on the right. I can drive in Thailand comfortably because you drive on the left.

 

[chic]

Good one Falcon.

 

[Laurie]

We don't want you. Bugger off to Japan!.