Horrible vicious slander thread

Luce said:
Who among us has never had a friend like @seadoug? Who among us has never helped scrub every surface with bleach and tears? Is there any person who has not sprayed acetone to destroy epithelial cells? The stains still remain, no matter how hard you cry. The smell never leaves, even when you get clever with lemon juice. The Earth is soaked in vicious deeds, that's a fact, and not a square inch of the planet hasn't been touched by terrible things.

Not a person in his hometown can ever remember Seadoug being a child, and they'll not thank you for asking the details. Hoary old greybeards tell yarns their grandfathers told them, of seadoug's wickedness and his GRIN and his awful stare. The town, the world, resembles a conveyor belt, with the youngsters dropped on one end, while the elderly fall off the other, down into the whirling blades. Who among us has never tried to dodge the undertaker? Who among us has not made pacts with shadowy powers? It never works.

Yet Seadoug remains, smiling at us all from under the hat he made from Johnny Rotten's face.

(more to follow, I just picked on him first)
Click to expand...
Are we drinking and posting now? 😜
 

While I get what these two are up to, just remember, they are identical twins. There have been many studies made about such twins and they have a language all their own. It is almost as though they have a special code and no one else is permitted to encrypt it.

It is a serious subject, so I'll drop further discussion on it. If they know Seadoug that well and he them, then no harm is done at all. You just have to be aware that when such topics from them arise, it begins with twinsie talk. Take it with a grain of salt just a seadoug did.

Seadoug knows from a long standing here that we are his friends and always have his back.
 

social-media-made-yall-way-too-comfortable-with-v0-3s5nc73bvzua1.png
 
Lewkat said:
While I get what these two are up to, just remember, they are identical twins. There have been many studies made about such twins and they have a language all their own. It is almost as though they have a special code and no one else is permitted to encrypt it.
Click to expand...

My cousin has identical twin sons, one an emergency department doctor the other a judge. At a family dinner after my mother's death, the judge stole a prawn/shrimp of the doctor's plate. The doctor threatened violence in response, I thought I was going to have to manage an incident, their mother thought it was funny...
 
Lewkat said:
While I get what these two are up to, just remember, they are identical twins. There have been many studies made about such twins and they have a language all their own. It is almost as though they have a special code and no one else is permitted to encrypt it.

It is a serious subject, so I'll drop further discussion on it. If they know Seadoug that well and he them, then no harm is done at all. You just have to be aware that when such topics from them arise, it begins with twinsie talk. Take it with a grain of salt just a seadoug did.

Seadoug knows from a long standing here that we are his friends and always have his back.
Click to expand...
But, I hate it when........
you-are-not-in-on-the-joke-saturday-night-live.gif
 
Not being in on the joke makes me feel a bit stupid. If we were face to face, I would ask for an explanation and then enjoy a laugh, perhaps. I just accepted that there was something here that I don't understand. It's like listening to an armchair philosopher -- huh???

But it does look like they are having fun. Good on them!
 
I have no idea if "Seadog" is a crazed serial killer or a decent guy, but "Luce" is not president of the Seadog Fan Club. I did think it was odd that Luce said that Hamish Howl would speak. And like magic, moments later, Hamish Howl joined Senior Forums. 😉 OMG!! What are the chance that could happen??? :unsure:
Apparently, somebody is off their meds.
 
Last edited:
None of this would have happened if seadoug wasn't here. Don't take me seriously though, because I have no idea what just happened. It sounds like someone is defending seadough when no one was attacking him, and now the defenders are being attacked... or something.
 
I am guessing it is a game they play, attacking someone in a humorous way. It is hard to follow with the joking as I do not know what the joke is about with the person concerned?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top