You should be flattered Philly. I am seriously considering writing an article about you in the WACKO section of Psycho-Therapissed's Weekly, thoughtfully entitled: "As The Stomach Turns." Aka "Inside SifuPhil."
Awww, shucks, Ma'am ... (blushing, hands behind back, stubbing toe in dirt)
Ooohhhhhhh PHIIIIILL.... You've got yourself quite the following of ladies... Can I join your little harem ?
nah... on 2nd thought... I'll just watch... lol!!