It's not 10am yet, and already I'm not having a good day. May I be excused from today, please?
DD has some really bad

going on right now and was absolutely adamant that she wanted no celebration, no birthday cake, no nothing for her birthday and that we should just act like it's any other day. Adamant to the point of shouting it. So I didn't so much as get or make her a card. When we went to the garden center yesterday, I paid for her plants/flowers and told her that they were birthday plants. Got the side eye.
Last night DGD came over wanting to use some of my fridge space for DD's birthday cake. Wut wo. Now what?
I was thinking about the day she was born. Whatsisname, the Father of My Children, was a grad student at the time and also worked at a local radio station. He'd go in at 6am and record the local news so that it could be played again at 7, 8 and 9, then go to class. He had finals that day, so I asked him around midnight to just drop me off at the hospital. It was very busy in maternity so there weren't any beds available, and I just sat and played cards with anybody who was available for a few minutes before being hauled off to the delivery room.
After he left the radio station, he was off to the first of his finals and when done got in the car to get to the hospital. Turned on the radio and one of the announcers declared that we'd had a baby, a boy. DD wasn't a boy. Anyway, when he got there, he asked to see the baby and was shown a baby wrapped in pink through the nursery window. Hm. Not a boy. He visited with me for a few minutes before going back for his next final and said he'd be back around 1pm.
In the meantime, I was in a room with the 17-year-old wife of a football player. All their friends streamed in and out all morning, little transistor radios glued to their ears, noisy as all get out. I was
done! When the doc made his rounds, I demanded to be allowed to go home. When Whatsisname came back, I was dressed, DD was dressed, and we left. It was maybe five hours between the time she was born and the time I hit the road.
Sixty years ago.