How many of you have ever used an outhouse?
Oh yes, I remember those bitterly cold nights going down the yard to the loo.
No light in there, only the moonlight over the top of the door which gave the place an eerie atmosphere.
We had two enormous spiders (Delores and Oscar) that lived behind the cistern above our heads.
They waited there, lurking, at the ready to abseil down their long threads to take a sly bite out of our ear'oles, but we were prepared, because we always wore our motor-cycle helmets.
However, those determined beggars, (if we stayed too long) would swing about, weaved all over the place and with their sticky thread they'd cocoon us ready for their Sunday dinner.
Only the bravest of the brave went in there.
Oh yes, I remember those bitterly cold nights going down the yard to the loo.
No light in there, only the moonlight over the top of the door which gave the place an eerie atmosphere.
We had two enormous spiders (Delores and Oscar) that lived behind the cistern above our heads.
They waited there, lurking, at the ready to abseil down their long threads to take a sly bite out of our ear'oles, but we were prepared, because we always wore our motor-cycle helmets.
However, those determined beggars, (if we stayed too long) would swing about, weaved all over the place and with their sticky thread they'd cocoon us ready for their Sunday dinner.
Only the bravest of the brave went in there.
