If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be?

[Bretrick]

Never take your Baby to a Restaurant at night

 

[RubyK]

When chewing gum, refrain from cracking and snapping it.
Don't blab loudly on the telephone while grocery shopping.

 

[Warrigal]

Remember that thy home planet is a gift. Thou shalt not plunder the Earth, for it exists to sustain all life.

 

[Geezerette]

Don’t throw your trash out your car window. Take it home to your trash can.

 

[Ruth n Jersey]

Thou shalt not say have good day to anyone leaving a store or any public building. You don't know these people from Adam and you really don't care if they have a good day or not.

 

[Ruthanne]

Thou shalt not sing continually in the grocery store line. I know your voice is nice but I don't want to hear it.

 

[hollydolly]

Never take your Baby to a Restaurant at night

And the nation called *hallelujah* ..Amen brother...

Could we add ...never take your crying children on a plane ...

 

[Gary O']

Thou shalt not say have good day to anyone leaving a store or any public building. You don't know these people from Adam and you really don't care if they have a good day or not.

Yeah, I prefer saying 'enjoy your next 24 hours'
Rather unsettling

 

[Gary O']

If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be?​

Thou shalt not silently fart when near me in the grocery aisle
(I shall, but thou shalt not)

 

[Don M.]

Don't have children if you are not committed to raising and supporting them properly.

 

[Sassycakes]

Don't let your children stay on the computer all day.

 

[RadishRose]

The same ones will do today as they did then

 

[Judycat]

Thou shalt not elevate thyself above thy fellow man. I am thy fellow man and thou aren't that great at driving either.

 

[Irwin]

1. Thou shalt clean up your dog's poop.
2. Thou shalt not commit email or phone spam or any other kind of spam.
3. Thou shalt not emit bass from your vehicle that can be heard 1/2 a block away.
4. When driving, thou shalt not be occupied by extraneous matters when the light turns green.

 

[jerry old]

Modern Day Commandments, you say?
It has to be, Whatever...

 

[dseag2]

Thou Shalt Not be Glued to your Phone while Driving your Car.

 

[Aunt Bea]

Never complain and never explain.

 

[timoc]

Never explain and never complain.

Our, Queen, uses that very phrase regularly to her children and grandchildren.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Impose the death sentence on aging sports and TV stars, harping on Medicare Advantage plans.
Of course, they'd go straight to hell.

 

[JimBob1952]

1. Do not adorn thyself with tattoos.
2. Neither shall thy pierceth any part of thy body except the earlobe, and that only if thou art woman.
3. Men shall not weareth the shirt known as the "wife-beater".
4. Eat not more than thou burn off each day.
5. If thine ass is enormous, weareth not spandex nor any tight clothing.
6. Each day, moveth about and remove said ass from chair or couch.
7. Gain thy daily bread from your own work, rather than the work of others.
8. Bear no children without benefit of marriage, or at least means to support said children.
9. Taketh not illegal drugs nor vast quantities of alcohol.
10. Remove phone from ear and look upon the glories of the Earth.

and the 11th commandment, neither shall thou text nor speak on phone while driving.