Just senior humor

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squatting dog said:
I'm telling you, there ain't no hope. :(


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I had to look this up. I found this site...

Office of Vital Records​

Serves Mecklenburg County residents needing to obtain a certified or uncertified birth or death certificate that was registered in Mecklenburg County.
Address: 618 N. College St
Email: OVR.Mailbox@MeckNC.gov
Telephone: 704-336-2819
Hours: Mon–Fri, 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.

Births and Deaths that Occurred in Mecklenburg County from 1913 - Present​

The person listed on the certificate or their immediate family may submit a request online, in person, or by mail. The cost for a certificate is $10.

Births and Deaths that Occurred Anywhere in North Carolina from 1971 - Present​

The person listed on the certificate or their immediate family may submit a request in person only. The cost for the service is $24.00 (this covers researching the certificate in the North Carolina state registry and one copy of the certificate). Additional certificates from the same search are $15 each.
 
The old Goat goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

"It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t know,

I'm planning to shoot him!" .....:ROFLMAO:
 
Guy meets an old senior Hottie at a Bar. As she has just turned off Gray Hair guy.

She turns to Guy and they continue to talk about stuff.

Later they leave together and go back to her place.

They get to her house and go into her bedroom. Guy notices a lot of Soft Fluffy toys

about the room. There're hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe,

toys on the bookshelf and windowsill, there's more on the floor, and on the bed.

Later, they've had sex. He asks, "how was it?"

"You can take a Toy off of a bottom shelf."
 
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