Just senior humor

Senior is when you’re faced with two temptations, you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.

You know you’re Senior when people call at 9 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”

Keep on taking naps, you will feel better. You say knock-knock to yourself and answer who's there!
 

So, the old guy goes to the place with the Red Light. "KNOCK-KNOCK!"
"Can I help you," the Madam says?
"I would like a woman of the night, tonight."
"How old are you", she asks?
"Near 100," he says.
"You're done, you've had it," she says.
"I have? How much do I owe you?"
 

So, the old guy walks inside a house of ill repute in Louisiana, you know Orléans!
Guy asks, "how much is this going to cost me?"
"It's $96 for old first timers!"
"So, you're putting me on, right?"
"That'll be $106 with tax!"
 
Our old Guy is all distraught about it.
He gets consoled by his best friend at Old Guys Wifes funeral.
"You will meet another great gal soon!"
Our old Guy says, "Yea, but what about tonight!"
 
funny senior citizen sayings, #15
 
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent

an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you

pay them." BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3

years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged

guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He

makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi

rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with

my wife occasionally." IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally

challenged one." BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
 
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