Just senior humor

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DOES WISDOM AND AGE EXIST TOGETHER?

When you can't get into your Jeep or Camper.

You haven't been able to go to the Grand Tetons for years.

You fall down into your fishing boat and can't get out without a Hauer Lift.

You add a power lift for your power chair to the back of your Soccer Mema Van.

Your MATE DOES MOST OF THE STUFF for you.

You mostly injure yourself doing stuff. You invent / get special injury free tools to use.

You forgot the last time you fell and hit your head.

You just might be an aged senior. You have MT's the ole bucket list.

You repeat, "I'm ok, I'm ok, I'm ok; a lot!" That becomes a daily routine.

The Trees are trimmed. Hired it done again.
 
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Mom takes Lil Johnny to the bathroom and says, "the next time you have to tinkle Whisper."
Late that night Lil Johnny has to tinkle so, he goes into Thier bedroom and whispers into Mommy's ear.
"Go tell Daddy that," she says.
 
Where would we be if Bars & places like that never happened?

Did bars spring up everywhere save the Humans?

Are Bars open late actually beneficial to Society?

Are Bars never closed the next great happening?

Did Rubber on highway outside of Bars suggest new great ideas born?

Is it really Genius that throw beer bottles at Chicken Wire?

The answers keep flowing ! ........🤣
 
Two old friends were chatting about the good old days and sharing tales of their youth.

Though Jerome was getting "up there" in years and in relatively good health, he did have the occasional memory lapse.

He stopped in mid-sentence, looks Charlie squarely in the eyes and said, "my mind's just gone blank. Tell me your name again?"

Charlie stares back, pauses for a few seconds, and finally asks, "how soon do you need to know"?
 
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