Just senior humor
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OldFeller
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I like when people I know announce on FB that they're going to attend a concert by groups who were popular almost 50 years ago. I think to myself, why would you want to go see your grandparents sing your favorite songs?
papa tiger
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I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
Do you believe working hard most days helps one think younger?
I feel achy creaky today! Maybe I’m growing up instead of just older!
Ya know inflection is an infectious disease? And reflection means you went thru the wrong door.
Do you believe working hard most days helps one think younger?
I feel achy creaky today! Maybe I’m growing up instead of just older!
Ya know inflection is an infectious disease? And reflection means you went thru the wrong door.
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OldFeller
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Pappy
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Marie5656
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Mizmo
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Marie5656
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CinnamonSugar
A Quiet American
Pappy
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Pappy
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papa tiger
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When I was a youngster I never thought the future was close up.
I never dreamed one day I would be a grumpy old man.
But here I am killing it!
I never dreamed one day I would be a grumpy old man.
But here I am killing it!
papa tiger
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Lil Johnny now an approaching elder had been working for the Same Company all his career.
And After over 40 years & gradually being promoted was finally in the Captains Chair.
At his weekly board meeting he would stand and Lil Johnny would say,
"Lets all work harder to succeed because hard workers are hard to find !"
One day after one such meeting they all had an informal get together around the Coffee Machine.
Lil Johnny and the CFO began a discussion about retirement.
The CFO said, "Lil Johnny, Sir, I plan to travel, move to Florida and play golf when I retire, How about you Lil Johnny, Sir ?"
So; Lil Johnny thought a moment and replied, "I plan to take longer breaks than you do, now!" ....
And After over 40 years & gradually being promoted was finally in the Captains Chair.
At his weekly board meeting he would stand and Lil Johnny would say,
"Lets all work harder to succeed because hard workers are hard to find !"
One day after one such meeting they all had an informal get together around the Coffee Machine.
Lil Johnny and the CFO began a discussion about retirement.
The CFO said, "Lil Johnny, Sir, I plan to travel, move to Florida and play golf when I retire, How about you Lil Johnny, Sir ?"
So; Lil Johnny thought a moment and replied, "I plan to take longer breaks than you do, now!" ....
