Just senior humor

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A woman goes to a doctor. The doctor tells her that she only
one month to live and that the bill will be $1000. The woman replies
that there is no way that she will be able to pay the doctor's bill of
$1000 before the end of the month.
The doctor then replies, "Okay then, I'll give you six months to live."
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The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..."

The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?"

"You have Alzheimer's disease."

"Good heavens! What's the good news?"

"You can go home and forget about it!"
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.

It's like, "See if you can blow this out.
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An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
“I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing
we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old
“you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly
know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.
“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied,
“my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
 
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