Limericks

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There was a big lout from London,
Whose girlfriend said, "Help! I am undone!" :)LOL:)
So he said "hey babe do not fret,
You're not compromised yet....
But you may be if I was to tell Ron.
 
I'm dropping out of this one, Kris. No one else is interested anyway, and it doesn't work too well with two people.

If you seriously are asking why the rhythm doesn't fit, here's an answer: The rhythm of a limerick' first, second, and fifth lines is:
Dah -DAHDAH-dah-DAHDAH-dah-DAH.
 
This game is fated ! If we can play without being ‘corrected’ every five minutes, don’t worry too much about rhythms, stick to the basics and just have a laugh, I’ll play Kris, I’ve changed your ballerina’s location, couldn’t find anything to rhyme with St Petersburg :LOL:

There was a ballerina from France
Who tripped over during a dance
 
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There was a ballerina from France
Who tripped over during a dance
Just as quick she was back to her feet
The bump on her nose looking quite sweet
 
There was a ballerina from France
Who tripped over during a dance
Just as quick she was back to her feet
The bump on her nose looking quite sweet
Sore nose no spoil, twas her feet for her to prance.
 
I once knew a cowboy down on his luck,
Having to sell his horse it did suck,
desperate for money, the horse had to go....:(
 
I once knew a cowboy down on his luck,
Having to sell his horse it did suck,
desperate for money, the horse had to go....:(
No transport 'twas a very big blow
Until he managed to buy a cheap truck
 
A pig was once named Chris P Bacon
he hated having his photo taken
 

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