Limericks

[JustBonee]

There was a young lady from Fife
Who grew awfully weary of life
She appeared on tv.
Then decided to flee

 

[Rosemarie]

There was a young lady from Fife
Who grew awfully weary of life
She appeared on tv
Then decided to flee
And ended it all with a knife.

 

[Rosemarie]

Mother loved to drink her tea

 

[Rosemarie]

Mother loved to drink her tea
Sitting under a linden tree.

 

[Rosemarie]

Mother loved to drink her tea
Sitting under a linden tree.
'til a man with an axe
Gave the tree forty whacks
So now she sits by the stump, you see!

 

[Sunny]

I spend too much time on the phone

 

[Rosemarie]

I spend too much time on the phone.
Perhaps because I live alone.

 

[Sunny]

I spend too much time on the phone.
Perhaps because I live alone.
I waste so much time

 

[Rosemarie]

I spend too much time on the phone
Perhaps because I live alone.
I waste so much time
And spend my last dime

 

[Sunny]

I spend too much time on the phone
Perhaps because I live alone.
I waste so much time
And spend my last dime
And my brains are turning to stone.

 

[Rosemarie]

I once had a boat by the sea

 

[Sunny]

I once had a boat by the sea
I used it a lot, with much glee

 

[JustBonee]

I once had a boat by the sea
I used it a lot, with much glee
Took it near and far

 

[Rosemarie]

I once had a boat by the sea
I used it a lot with much glee.
Took it near and far
Named it Roving Star

 

[Sunny]

once had a boat by the sea
I used it a lot with much glee.
Took it near and far
Named it Roving Star
Now, will somebody please rescue me????

 

[Rosemarie]

A large dog lives next-door

 

[JustBonee]

A large dog lives next-door
He's adorable, and I cannot ignore

 

[Sunny]

A large dog lives next-door
He's adorable, and I cannot ignore
His begging for food

 

[Rosemarie]

A large dog lives next-door
He's adorable, and I cannot ignore
His begging for food.
I know it seems rude,

 

[JustBonee]

A large dog lives next-door
He's adorable, and I cannot ignore
His begging for food.
I know it seems rude,
Give 'em a treat, and he wants more

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[Sunny]

I finally turned off the news,

 

[Rosemarie]

I finally turned off the news
After watching politicians views

 

[Sunny]

I finally turned off the news
After watching politicians views
I can't stand any more!

 

[Rosemarie]

I finally turned off the news
After watching politicians views
I can't stand any more!
It's all such a bore

 

[JustBonee]

I finally turned off the news
After watching politicians views
I can't stand any more!
It's all such a bore
Makes you wanna grab some booz