Limericks

My mother used to tell me
That no matter what befell me,
Hold your head up high
 

My mother used to tell me
That no matter what befell me,
Hold your head up high
As people pass by,
And never forget your hanky!
 
When visiting England, I've seen
People smothered in sun cream.
Which seems very odd,
Especially in fog.
They're suffering from homosunbeam.
 
That word was supposed to be phobosunbeam. (Fear of sunbeams. And no, there's probably not really such a thing.) 😁

One day, while taking a stroll,
I came upon something most droll.
 
Sunny said:
That word was supposed to be phobosunbeam. (Fear of sunbeams. And no, there's probably not really such a thing.) 😁

One day, while taking a stroll,
I came upon something most droll.
Click to expand...
Perhaps solarphobia might be an alternative....

One day, while taking a stroll,
I came upon something most droll.
A bush was covered in rainbows
 
One day, while taking a stroll,
I came upon something most droll.
A bush was covered in rainbows.
I sank into my pillows
And went back into my rabbit-hole.
 
Limerick writing is fun,
Even when using a pun.
Those are the best,
And making a jest
Means with serious poetry you're dun? 😁
 
Again it is snowing today
With children unable to play.
But kids love the snow!
So you'd best let them go
 
Again it is snowing today
With children unable to play.
But kids love the snow!
So you'd best let them go
Only three months until it is May.
 

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