I once met a fella named Sam
Who got himself into a jam.
The more he struggled to get free...
And with this, I'm sure you'll agree
He behaved like a lion, not a lamb!
An obnoxious attorney was Lou,
If you'd had his client, you'd be obnoxious too.
Lou ranted and raved,
Till he hoped to be saved....
But his client insisted he sue.
The judge was a formal old gent
No-one quite sure what he meant;
But they humoured his whims,
And his legal-is-ims,
And with the verdict they were all quite content.
Lou's client however, was displeased
When by the police he was seized
For chewing gum in a gum-free zone,
Even though he was quite alone,
Good grief, you would think he's diseased!
