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I need to get out of my house
And buy a brace of grouse
What for? I don't know.
 

I need to get out of my house
And buy a brace of grouse.
What for? I don't know
But after battling through the snow,
Came upon a field mouse
 
I'm tired of watching the news.
I'd rather be taking a cruise.
For the news is so deary,
It makes me feel weary
And might even give me the blues.
 
Puppies and kittens are cute,
Even when chewing my boot.
They bark and they bite,
And sometimes they fight.
But can't put them on mute!
 
A codger out driving his scooter,
Whom some people thought couldn't be cuter,
Gave them all a surprise
Which widened their eyes
 
A codger out driving his scooter,
Whom some people thought couldn't be cuter,
Gave them all a surprise
Which widened their eyes
When he woke them all up with his hooter.
 
The weather is awfully cold,
Snow and ice covers the wold.
But it's winter, you know
And of course it will snow,
But spring will arrive, I've been told.
 

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