Limericks

A pig was once named Chris P Bacon
he hated his photo to be taken
So one day instead
He changed it to "Fred"
So it was Fred for whom Chris was mistaken
 

A singer whose voice was too loud
Aimed his song at a face in the crowd
She said, "Mercy me!"
“That voice is pure agony!”
But the singer just smiled and bowed....


The fairy atop a Christmas tree
 
A porcupine is very prickly,
his spikes may leave you feeling sickly
Not a gourmet delight,
More an inedible fright
 
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I'm finally over that poem
 
There was a young lady from Fife
Who grew awfully weary of life
She appeared on tv.
 

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